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Flippy-Wonkers

Mid-West speak for Flip flops, Shower shoes, or Chanclas. In America TSA calls them Slippers, as in, “Excuse me Sir. Sir? Sir! Please put ya Slippers in the X-Ray machine.”
Correct usage, “Dad, my feet still fit my Flippy-Wonkers?!”

Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”
by Dr. Elven Caulks September 3, 2021
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mad wonk

adjective

1.
extremely strange or weird

2.
uncomfortable
Person 1 : Yo you see his fit?

Person 2 : Yea its mad wonk

Person 1 : fr fr
by madwonker November 1, 2021
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