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A descriptive word for a wrinkly penis, as they as not entirely wrinkly but on the wrinklier side while also being smooth. Therefore a wronkler

“Yo I just sucked a dick for the first time. It was very wrinkly in certain places”
“That’s a wronkler for ya”

wronkler by redifer September 19, 2023

Words you can keep

wrinklers

n. Folk that are unaware that they are far too old for a given pursuit.

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The entertainment world is full of wrinklers.

Yeah. Oprah, Bieber, Stallone. It's culling time.

wrinklers by gnostic 1 February 2, 2013

Related Words

wronkler • wrinklers • Wronkled • Wonkler • Wrinkler Ryan • Wronker • Wronkle • bean wrinkler • Foreskinious wrinkler • Henry Wrinkler

Foreskinious wrinkler

A foreskinious wrinkler is a person's hand when used to jerk off. Also known as Dick beaters, cock grippers, pud pounders. Harry palmers, nubs, etc...

Hey dude, get your fuckin' foreskinious wrinklers off my beer! Or, I didn't get laid tonight so I'm gonna go home and hang out with Foreskinious and the wrinklers...

Foreskinious wrinkler by JZ Catonsville, Md December 4, 2011

bean wrinkler

Taking a shit

I got to take a bean wrinkler

bean wrinkler by Hohler1234 June 25, 2014

Wronker

A paper instrument, used to smoke cannabis and other herbal substances AKA spliff or joint (and wronkstaff/Wronk)

"mate, that is a fat wronker"
"skin up a fat wronker bud"

Wronker by Geoff and Stu March 14, 2006

Wronkle

Wronkle ( ron - kull )

1. When a word is used incorrectly or in an incorrect part of a sentence.
2. A bad day.

“ I’m afraid you had a wronkle in that sentence”
“ I’m having a wronkle today!”

Wronkle by Jamsrd June 23, 2023

Henry Wrinkler

the Fonz in a nursing home.
can also be applied when describing the Fonz' testicles.

"you know Henry Wrinkler is so old"

Henry Wrinkler by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026