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White Monkey

1. A white person who gains easy social/economic status based on the color of their skin, while living in Asia.

2. A white person who defends the viewpoints/perspectives of the CCP, for some sweet cash.

3. White people spreading Chinese propaganda, whether intentionally or unwittingly.
Person 1: Bro, concentration camps are totally an American propaganda tactic.

Person 2: Are you a white monkey or a tankie?

Person 1: Well I'm not a communist.

Person 2: Then I guess you are a white monkey.
by cyberphunkisms November 23, 2020
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White excitement

That girl is so hot, I could blow my white excitement in my pants. Or: I need to coax a load of white excitement before my balls smurf.
by CoarseConyers May 5, 2009
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White magic

A type of magic/witchcraft used by a good witch (white witch) who uses it for good purposes only
Yes she is a witch, but she is a good one and she uses white magic, the good kind.
by Idk I am me August 23, 2017
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White out

A liquid used to cover up mistakes on paper. Many people like the smell of white out.
Oh no, I made a mistake. I need to use some white out!
by Emilyyydudeee June 5, 2019
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White Knightess

Female version of a white knight.

Can be a lesbian that vehemently defends thots on Instagram, OR can be a straight woman who kisses the ass of a Chad and constantly sucks up to please men, whilst trashing women because she's " not like other girls "

White knightesses are the most annoying women to exist. Other females hate her, or they ARE her.
Angela: ALL men are good men! We need more male positivity because men have it worse than women! All women are stuck up bitches!

Kaitlyn: Stop being a fucking White Knightess you annoying bitch!
by aikorik September 29, 2019
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white anting

A term used when a bloke tries to steal another blokes misses
Wylie: hey mate did Fabio just steal your misses
Aaron: Yea mate I've just been white anted
Wylie: Maaaan That's white anting all right
by muffdawg October 14, 2017
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White josh

White josh is the best josh there ever was
by I'mlegit1786 March 5, 2017
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