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the 40-year-old virgin

A hilarious movie featuring Steve Carell as the main character, Andy Stitzer, who is being harassed to get laid.
Eric: Hey man, remember in the 40-year-old virgin when Dave said, "Do you know how I know you're gay?..."
Tom: 'Cause you saw Rent three times.
by benormous April 30, 2006
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virgin

1.A person/animal who has not yet copulated. An unmarried woman who has never had sexual intercourse. See: maiden

2.Someone who hasn't done something for the first time.

3.Something that is unused.

4.A place that is unexplored i.e. virgin territory.
1.Me: Ive never had sex. I'm a virgin. Some people assume that I am perfect because of this but then I remind them: Were YOU perfect when YOU were still a virgin?? Guess what? I masturbate!

2. Man1:I have never ridden on a plane. I'm a virgin in that respect.

3.Man2: This copy of Final Fantasy for the NES is new and sealed in its original seal. It's in a virgin state.

4. America was once virgin teritory before it was discovered by humans.
by Mona Lott May 18, 2006
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Virginia Beach

The largest city in Virginia, situated on the southeast coast. Is famous for its traffic problems, high cost of living and low corresponding wages. Is basically a suburb of Norfolk, VA, dispite being nearly 3 times its size in population. Lacks a fortune 500 company or any real corporate presence at all, a four year public university, light rail or any type of quality public transportation, an airport, a professional sports team, or any other amenities you would actually expect from a city its size.
College Grad- I graduated college and moved from Virginia Beach because I couldnt make over 25k

Mayor Oberndorf- I cant imagine why we have a brain drain, lets lure more tourism in, that will fix it.
by Dudical October 16, 2008
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Heavenly Virtues

n.

These are known as the polar opposites of the known Seven Deadly Sins. Though not truly known or accepted, they make alot of sense in accord to the sins they oppose:

1. Humility - virtue against Pride. The abundance of silence and accepting ridicule while mastering personal preserverance.
2. Love - virtue against Envy. Inhuman desire to seek the goodness of others for their sake.
3. Kindness - virtue against Wrath. Opening the heart to others with patience, compassion and peace.
4. Zeal - virtue against Sloth. Uncalmly call to action and command, if ordained by God otherwise by personal preserverance.
5. Generosity - virtue against Avaraice/Greed. Similar to Kindness, it is the willingness to accept others by means of letting them acquire credit or praise. Otherwise known as charity.
6. Faith and Temperance - virtue against Gluttony. Accepting the natural limits within a natural balance, it is the human boundaries of stress bound and found.
7. Self Control/Abstinence - virtue against Lust. Prevention of the soul from suffocation. Restraint from the eagerness of pleasure and continued use or consumption of desires.
Humility: I'll admit it. I liked the Carebears... alot.
Love: No! It's not true! He can't be gay!
Kindness: San Francisco! Lend me your rainbow flags!
Zeal: WE ARE GAY!!!
Generosity: ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO YOU!!!
Faith and Temperance: That's enough! ENOUGH! There's BLOOD already!
Self Control/Abstinence - Alright fine you win, but next time...
by Aardcore April 1, 2005
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Virtual Hug

A hug done through a computer or text involving the two little hugging icons on msn.

INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO VIRTUALLY HUG: one person selects one of the emoticons on messenger that involves one little person with their arms spread. the other person selects the remaining one. now you can hug and share happiness virtually :)
The virtual hug was created by Jake Ou, Beatriz Warleta and Gerald.
girl wooo says: omggg thank you soo much
boy lol says: haha no problem
girl wooo says: VIRTUAL HUG
(and then they virtually hug)
by ilovegeraldthesnail wooo November 30, 2009
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Tight like Virgins

Something that is extremely cool.

Similar to how virgins are pretty nice.
"Yo CutMet that's tight."
No man it's tight like virgins.
by CutMet January 23, 2010
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Virgin Clean

To be clean as a virgin - disease free. i.e. No gonorrhea, syphilis, jock itch, yeast infection, herpes, crabs, any STD/venereal disease, and/or HIV/AIDS.
Do you think any celebrities are virgin clean?
by n1n384ll December 7, 2009
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