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Ur baby maybe

Possibly the worst insult thinkable. It is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT combined and to the 219th power.
Bill: “ur mom gay.”
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*
by UrBabyMaybe May 16, 2018
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ur mutt slut

An insult that's worse than ur dad lesbian, but not quite as bad as ur granny tranny.
Cyan: Ur mom gay.
Sapphire: Ur dad lesbian.
Cyan: Ur mutt slut.
Sapphire: Ur granny tranny.
Cyan: *mentally* Dammit, what came next?
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019
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ur mom gay

genji main : lmao ur so bad at this

you : ur mom gay
by bigshagger July 20, 2018
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ur pokemon digimon

the worst insult.
worse than ur grandpap a trap and any other ur ___ a ___. as soon as you say it, one digimon fan and one pokemon fan die, and the universe explodes.
Lola: ur mum gay
May: well ur dad lesbian
Lola: oh yeah well ur granny tranny
May: well. ur sister a mister
Lola: oh ye? ur brother a mother
May: well ur grandpap a trap
Lola: well yer great gramp a tramp
May: well, YOUR POKEMON DIGIMON
Lola: **fucking dies**
Pkmn Fan: **dies**
Digimon Fan: **dies**
Universe **explodes**
May: das right.
by andpringl May 23, 2018
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Ur mum gay

Possibly the dumbest insult of all time, it can easily be countered by ‘no u’ but people still say it despite the fact that is has become obsolete
Dumbass: ur mum gay!
Normal and functioning person: no u
by It is in my ass September 25, 2018
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Ur granny tranny

A roast that stops all other roasts and completely obliterates the other person
Bob"Ur mom gay"
James"Ur dad lesbian"
Bob"Ur granny tranny"
James*Dies*
by Yeamategohaveanother May 10, 2018
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Ur-Mom-itis

Ur-Mom-itis is a common disease spread by Anthony 101 (you’ll have to get this joke only if you read Anthony 101) To get rid of this disease, Anthony 101 needs to say “Ur mom!” Three times willingly.
AHHHHH I GOT UR-MOM-ITIS!!!!!!
by Haters_gonna_hate_on_me February 5, 2019
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