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Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night
I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved
by Unicorn fisting God July 15, 2016
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unicorn blood

you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish
i dont have any unicorn blood
by the.acid.is.kicking.in September 5, 2016
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Unicorning

When a girl spreads her legs, and you strap a dildo to your head then you bounce up and down between on your knees between her legs until she climaxes.

Unicorned: Talking about when you were unicorning
Yo me and Suzy were unicorning all night last night

Yo me and Suzy unicorned all night last night
by Big Sexy Joey Moss November 15, 2016
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unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.
She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.
by Theunicorner January 31, 2017
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Unicorn

A magical horse with a rainbow mane and a horn that walks on RAINBOOOWSSS <33333
" Mom i want to be an unicorn "
"Sure honey"
by Anonima999 April 17, 2017
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unicorn sanchez

A purplish pink stain above the lip that resembles a mustache from drinking a unicorn frappachino.
Dude you see that basic over there , she's got a unicorn sanchez going on.
by Patrick C. Bateman April 19, 2017
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unicorn head

Unicorn Head means that a girl/guy is dressed as a unicorn while giving head so hard that the guys genitals start to turn different colors like a rainbow
Guy 1: Dude this girl last night gave me unicorn head

Guy 2: No way dude how many colors
Guy 1: All of them
by GummyBear25 May 28, 2017
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