Tored

Tired and bored

oh man, im so tored, im gonna go to bed..

by katyaisthebest November 29, 2010

jerk turd

The act of going cocka on a womans chest then she proceeds to pick it up and jerk it off as though it were a turgid cock.

I squatted over Christy's chest and dropped a huge log on her. She then picked it up as though it was a huge brown cock and performed the jerk turd on it.

by JBu September 16, 2005

Rat Turd

A small pellet of resin which was cleaned out of a weed pipe and formed into a smokeable little turd.... kind of nasty tasting....

For how much pot we've been smoking we sure are getting a lot of nasty little rat turds out of this pipe.

by haylox9 January 10, 2009

turd burglar

n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.

Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!

by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 30, 2008

Turd

One link of shit or a person that is a loser.

I stepped on one of the dog's turds.

Matthew is such a turd!

by jwaK March 21, 2009

turd trapeze

The act of laying toilet paper across a toilet as to cover the entire opening, putting the seat down to assure the paper stays put, and shitting on top of the paper to give the appearance that the toilet is supremely clogged and strikes fear into anyone who would dare to flush it. It's called the trapeze because the turd is skillfully balanced like a trapeze high artist.

What the hell, Carlos you clogged our toilet!

Wait nevermind, it was just a turd trapeze.

by Slate Giz February 16, 2010