wrinkled turkey

when a penis is masterbated to its max, its skin falls over its grundle

when dan masi masterbates to fat hors on jerry springer he gets a wrinkled turkey.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Full Turkey

A phrase for something/someone thats completely awesome. Often used to describe a funny event, song, or delicious snack.

That high five was full turkey!

by fullturkey April 2, 2009

Reverse Turkey

When you feast on a girl, then feed her your cock before stuffing it in her.

I gave my lady the reverse turkey last night.

by NillaNilla November 5, 2011

turkeyneck

the stretchy piece of skin below the shaft of the penis and above the scrotum

"when it's hot outside i can tie my turkeyneck around my waist!"

by penatreytion October 20, 2008

Turkey Turner

Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.

How much do you make as a turkey turner?

Not much.
Not much at all.

by TasteyTown February 5, 2010

turkey tummy

the enlargement of one's stomach right after eating thanksgiving dinner, usually involving too much turkey

"i probably wont be able to fit into my clothes on black friday with this big turkey tummy"

by chubsman December 3, 2009