I've got the toots

(Phrase)- when you ate some meats and can't stop tooting. The toots have no specific cure

"Not again! Gosh darn it I ate too many roast beefs, and now I've got the toots! Anybody got a cure?"

by meatyluvers April 4, 2016

fuck me with a toothbrush

1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.

by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017

Hooker's Toothbrush

An act, usually done after a night of partying or vomiting, that involves a person gargling or swishing alcohol to clean one's mouth. The stronger the alcohol, the better. Vodka is typically used, but can be used with any drink.

Tina was too hungover to clean herself up, so she used a hooker's toothbrush to freshen up.

by Peace_Dollar23 March 19, 2018

Ring around the tooth

When someone has poor oral hygiene. As a result of not brushing their teeth a yellow to orangish coloration near the gum line has appeared.

I was on a date with this handsome guy. When he started talking all I could see was ring around the tooth. I couldnt stop looking praying he did not try and kiss me!

by Nyabingi Essence December 27, 2018

Suck my tootsie roll

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.

Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll

by Suckmytootsieroll April 27, 2020

arabian monkey tooth

To pop someone’s tooth out and lodge metal shrapnel or bones into the gap

Steve: Did you see what happened to Ricky?
Logan: Yeah! Didn’t those bastards give him an Arabian Monkey Tooth

by Yak on Crack May 26, 2021

dookie tooth

When you have a tooth that is a different color from th eother teeth in you mouth, preferably brown, yellow. Or when your breath smells like dookie!

brown or yellow teeth, stink breath that is dookie tooth

by Kiya33 February 18, 2009