Pube Toast

The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.

Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive

"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"

Pube Toast

by inlovewitdoodleburger November 28, 2010

Sex Toaster

noun. person who is so hot, all you want to do is bang them.

My boyfriend is an incredible sex toaster.

by girlwithasextoaster February 6, 2013

Throat Toaster

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you fart down her throat, warming it ever so softly.

That throat toaster qas tasty.

by kimosabi June 27, 2014

shit toasted

The act of being super stoned in a theme park on the crippy weed and eating burnt toast with out anything to drink.

" I got totally shit toasted at Universal. " man I could have used a Coke Zero.

by The crippy June 18, 2016

gash on toast

the phrase used by marv in northen england to describe sumfin being shit as in bad shit not poo

that nite out was gash on toast like

this work is proper gash on toast like

by marv1990 January 11, 2009

Whatever butter your toast

Same as "whatever floats your boat" whatever makes you happy

A: What do you want?
B: Whatever butter your toast

by shortcake*'s bitch July 7, 2010