Dude 1: did you heard. Jessie spilled the soup last night on her way to McDonalds.
Dude 2: wow! Poor Jessie.
Dude 1: I know right! so don't spill the soup bro!
Dude 2: wow! Poor Jessie.
Dude 1: I know right! so don't spill the soup bro!
by CandyEater127 March 24, 2016
Pinned-out tree hugging of the feel-good kind, no knowledge of or interest in the reality of the situation (like, take your eyes off the MPG-o-meter and focus on getting where you're going and see what sort of milage you get. And lets not talk about what happens when those huge and expensive batteries die about the time most cars are getting broken in)
Oblivious Person: blah blah blah plug in car blah blah green blah
Blivious Person: Don't be so Prius. Where do you think the frigging electricity comes from, idiot?
Oblivious Person: but blah blah blah green blah blah
Blivious Person: Don't be so Prius. Where do you think the frigging electricity comes from, idiot?
Oblivious Person: but blah blah blah green blah blah
by kurcules August 08, 2011
1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"
2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"
2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!
by dixintha March 26, 2008
A reference to a specific role in gay pornography in which a man (usually a straight man in need of some cash) will masturbate on film while other men in the direct vicinity do not physically interact with him.
It is widely regarded as the brass ring of gay-for-pay performance work.
It is widely regarded as the brass ring of gay-for-pay performance work.
We need something else for this scene, something to fill up the negative space behind the daisy chain. See if the gaffer, Andy, will be a Ms. Don't Touch Me for an hour.
Hey Andy! Wanna make $250?
Hey Andy! Wanna make $250?
by The Amazing Rando! July 15, 2012
Jeff asked me what time I would be ready to go, I said"I don't know, at least 30 minutes". He asked me again about what time I could be ready, I had to reply with "Don't push me like that".
by Bratlicious November 09, 2006
When someone is fishing for sympathy and the person they are directing it to does not care or want to be bothered with their dramatic ploys for attention.
Shan whines to Billy, 'I need atention now Sir...'
Billy retorts, 'Don't Cry for me Argentina ~ I tried calling you last night but you were too busy to meet my needs!'
Billy retorts, 'Don't Cry for me Argentina ~ I tried calling you last night but you were too busy to meet my needs!'
by carrioncrow September 27, 2006
What a lot of teenagers say when they're annoyed or mad with someone, especially when someone corrects their spelling, or as they incorrectly like to refer to it as: grammar.
I don't give a fuck, or "no fuck were given" meant you didn't care, but it has turned into a forced insult. Althought teenager may say "You can correct my grammar all you want, because obviously I don't give a fuck" they obviously care about having something they wrote corrected.
I don't give a fuck, or "no fuck were given" meant you didn't care, but it has turned into a forced insult. Althought teenager may say "You can correct my grammar all you want, because obviously I don't give a fuck" they obviously care about having something they wrote corrected.
by Luweik September 16, 2012