Lance Syndrome

When a person decides to tell a love interest that they like them and get rejected, they become so depressed that instead of gaining weight they lose it.
(In honor of this kid who lost so much weight because he got rejected).

Pino: hey, have you noticed that Juan has lost a lot of weight?

Eddy: Oh, you didn't know? he suffered from Lance Syndrome. Some chick rejected him.

by Eddykid February 24, 2009

daysha syndrome

She has a big butt and an attitude. She was the most beautiful girl in the world. All the boys fell over her.

She was diagnosed with daysha syndrome

by Daniel stroven June 1, 2016

Soprano Syndrome

A common ailment among performers, resulting in the belief that depth of feeling is best conveyed, not by a heartfelt and realistic delivery, but by as much arm waving, melodramatic movement, dewey-eyed smiling, and feigned ingenue-ity as one can muster, irrespective of song content.

So named for its commonality within female singers of the highest vocal range, though this syndrome is known to present quite commonly among divas of any gender and/or vocal range. However, the following correlation is clearly present: the higher one's vocal range in comparison to the average of one's gender, the more likely one is to exhibit symptoms of the aforementioned kind.

"The girl playing Desdemona was smiling winningly at the audience while her character was supposed to be in tears. I think she had a bad case of Soprano Syndrome."

by Sam Thorn November 28, 2011

Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm Syndrome: What it is SAID you have, when you feel compasion for your captors, and the people who are making their lives miserable and are perhaps trying to kill them, don't like it.

"that man must have Stockholm Syndrome, he's standing in the way of the human rights protestor, that I want to beat with my truncheon"

by barticusthe5th December 2, 2009

Tearettes Syndrome

A non-curable syndrome were a person will without warning break into tears. This syndrome is passed by parents and is more common in women.

It is known as the cousin of tourettes syndrome

Guy: So how did you like the movie babe?
Girl: It was the sweetest movie ive ever seen! BOOOO-HOOO
Guy: Honey i think your tearettes syndrome is flaring up again.

by Scat on me plz (on xbox) December 18, 2008

Luigi Syndrome

When player one in any game (video, board, bar, drinking, or otherwise) is asked to take over for player two for any reason, and he/she just can not find the focus or concentration that they would normally exert for their turn. Usually leading to player two getting a premature gameover or a very low score.

"Hey, I gotta run into town real quick and pick up the pizza. You want to go ahead and play my guy for me until I get back?"

"Sure..."

LATER

"Pizzas here!! Is it my turn?"

"Yeah...sorry dude, you got a game over."

"What the F**K!?! I was doing awesome!"

"Yeah, I don't know what happened. I think I'm suffering from Luigi Syndrome a little bit.

by Mettrack February 6, 2010

turret syndrome

The tragic misuse and over use of turrets in contemporary residential architecture, where a house inexplicably speaks a turret for no particular reason.

Not to be confused with Tourette syndrome.

Did you see that awful house they are building down the street. It has a bad case of turret syndrome.

by tyler t tomdog September 10, 2009