by AssBlaster99 February 21, 2010
Get the Squirrelmug. ***CONTAINS ZERO SPOILERS***
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
Get the squirrel staplermug. small amount of food wrongfully considered a "meal" by people. This could be something like a half of a sandwhich, some crackers, a small salad, or a bag of chips.
by Renegade Ni February 17, 2010
Get the squirrel foodmug. A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.
Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!
Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!
by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017
Get the Squirrelmug. To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.
by Jock in mike C May 4, 2018
Get the Squirrelmug. by _RD_ April 13, 2020
Get the Dirty Squirrelmug. by craildaddy February 28, 2017
Get the squirrelmug.