The act of spitting on one's or self hand until your hand is soaked in spit, then slapping a victims face, usually asleep.
by Jamie21699523 June 7, 2017
Get the Spit Slapmug. The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020
Get the Schlong Slapmug. 1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.
Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!
by ladyfembot July 19, 2011
Get the jizzle slapmug. The opposite of a Mushroom Stamp.
by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011
Get the Badger Slapmug. when you know you fucked up BAD. Essentially, this wont happen unless you do something REALLY dumb.
(if your reading this and you got death slapped, well, yer ded already ~.~)
(if your reading this and you got death slapped, well, yer ded already ~.~)
by ifedayo's dad November 19, 2019
Get the *death slap*mug. The act of slapping an individual whilst ones hand is covered in hand sanitizer. Usually done in the face of someone not respecting social distancing during a pandemic.
Tommy came to work today showing flu symptoms during a pandemic, so I sani slapped him across the mouth.
by MTL quarantine March 23, 2020
Get the sani slapmug. To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.
by Kari206 January 19, 2010
Get the slap-choppedmug.