I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

men

a species of human who got voting rights first and can get whips at the age of 2.

men supremacy

by urm0mmm May 29, 2022

Ahhhh Scary Men

Virtual football club consisting of people who only know how to use the buttons R1 and square to score spammy goals. Probably the most racist football club known to man. Also known as R1 Squarey Men.

DBT denied a default win to Ahhhh Scary Men in the tenth minute after the opposition quit out

by cagslayer May 26, 2022

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Taking care of the men

Greg Fucking Mertz

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"

by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020

Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Beit hanina men

The most unfaithfulness unloyal, vile creatures on the planet. They’re so toxic, even their hairlines don’t wanna be around them. Don’t ever get with a hanini man.

Khadija: ooO who’s that guy he’s cute
Aisha: ew girl stay away from beit hanina men🤢

by Mindyafuckingbusiness November 22, 2021