Italian

A nationality that was made up by the government to promote communism.

Person1:Hey did you know that Joe is part Italian.
Person2:Remember Italian's aren't real.
person1:Oh yea.

by The All-knowing Bug. May 23, 2022

italian flashlight

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.

I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.

by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016

Italian Scrub

To take a shower between sexual encounters with two different partners in the same day that do not know about each other. No soap is used during an Italian Scrub, so as not to alert the second partner.

After banging that stank-ass Rachel, Benjamin had an Italian Scrub and went over to Whitney's with a ticket to Poundtown.

by brasstroubadour April 2, 2015

Italian Wall

When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine

I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.

by vingratis June 23, 2023

Italian Fondue

An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.

I saw Jessica giving jacks the Italian Fondue

by anonymous February 4, 2021

Italian star

Another term for a soulmate. Usually used on men/boys ages 13-14.

“Did you see Becky and Robert? They are so in love.”
“Yeah,they’re each other’s Italian star.”

by SatanClause.6913 March 13, 2018

Italian Chandelier

A sexual position where one person hangs and swings back and forth like a chandelier, chanting "Bella Ciao," while the other person engages in intercourse with them. Not for the faint of heart, the Italian Chandelier is a bold testament to creativity in the bedroom.

"What's your favourite position?"

"The Italian Chandelier"

by santateresa June 21, 2024