flying the piglet

Flying the piglet:
1. Any activity that causes people to be absent from a circle of friends, unaccountably.

2. Something that seems worthwhile at the time, but is actually a waste of energy and time.

3. Masturbation.

A: I've not seen Dante all week - where is he?
B: I dunno, probably flying the piglet again.

by JP leFranc November 13, 2013

Flying Grosswiler

To get tased in the gluteus maximus or "taint"

The inmate was stuggling so he the deputy performed a flying grosswiler.

by G-14CCB January 6, 2012

Flying Bradley

A person that has no sexual feelings for anyone or anything. he/she is numb to all feeling and loves to be alone and is also known to most friends as very "antisocial"

oh, man, I tried to my friend last night he was a "flying Bradley"
Shit dude, I tried to connect with him last night and he "yeeted" on me he's such a "flying Bradley"

by Yaw_Yeet_You_hoe July 18, 2018

On The No Fly List

A person who is so Based and Red-pilled, that they are no longer allowed to travel by air; to other countries.

This is the corrected version of the phrase (sorry for the trouble :D)

Damn dude, you're so: Based, Red-pilled, On The No Fly List, and a quirked-up white boy who is quite possibly Goated with the sauce!

by TheScratchinCO April 4, 2022

flava-fly

rare, smart mouthed, lesser spotted abertay student usually ihabiting the east coast of scotland, shetnee or orkland

see that flava-fly he hasnt washed in a week

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Flying V

Slang for a adolescent male virgin.

A reference to the popular Gibson 'Flying V', famous for it's V shaped guitar body. This guitar was originally seen as too radical during its early days, and was generally somewhat unpopular. Since then its popularity and fan base has grown exponentially. Its one of the most coveted guitars on the market.

Dude 1: "Dude, did you hear about James?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Dude, that Flying V totally played his first chord last night."
Dude 2: "Dude!"

by Valient September 4, 2013

Technoblade Flying

some thing you can show ur mum when she says u can have a phone when pigs fly

u: mum can i have a phone
ur mum: when pigs fly
u: *shows ur mum technoblade flying*
ur mum: still no

by thenonbinaryegg April 20, 2022