AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
Buy a
saber-toothed crotch cricket
mug!
Sexual intercourse with an Irish air hostess, joining the mile high club. Named after the pale skin of an Irish person.
Billy: I did the 'flying eskimo' on the way back from Cancun, she was amazing.
Dave: well done!
