Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? May 16, 2014

clean goth

basically preppy but you bully the alternative, but they listen to one second of a goth and now they’re “goth”

Girl: I’m now a clean goth
Goth: up off a cliff

by Candlehead5 February 26, 2024

cleaning

lying on your bedroom floor, feeling the wood against your bones and just crying to fine line by harry styles

person 1: i'm cleaning my room
person 2: i should do that too bro

by niall_folk January 25, 2024

cleans biggest fan

@taylorswifts.bsf

@taylorswifts.bsf is cleans biggest fan!

by iloveonj February 4, 2024

President Clean

Somebody who has made unproven suggestions, such as injecting disinfectants to cure the Corona Virus.

"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"

-Donald J. Trump

President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.

by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020

Cleaning the windows inside and out

An act of female self-love where the clitoris and vagina are stimulated simultaneously.

Both Mandy's hands were under the covers, she was obviously cleaning the windows inside and out

by Jimbob1984 March 1, 2016

Mr. Clean

Something most people try to avoid being due to a lack of trust for Mr. Clean.

Mr. Clean had no friends once he became Mr. Clean.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021