Cook

You are doing good or you won

Bro u are cooking at the tuba rn

by Dylan_sigma1 April 24, 2024

Cooked

When you smoke so much weed you are brain dead

“Donk you cooked bro stop smoking you slur your words even when sober”

by Weedmeme June 3, 2018

Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her

Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!

by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

Cooking

When someone or something is just starting to get a rhythm or feel for something they do or say, they are cooking.

Don't get this term mixed up with serve, you serve someone after you have been cooking

Bro 1: Bro, this definition is nice, this dude has been cooking this definition up

Bro 2: Fr bro this dude just served us a whole definition, even my kids can eat after this one.

by ThuhWhiteKidOvaThare December 8, 2024

cooked

"Cooked" is like saying someone's in serious trouble or facing big problems. It means their situation is not looking good, and there might not be a way to fix it. So, when your friend says, "you're cooked," they're telling you that things are not going well for you

Bro #1: bro it's so over for me, i didn't study for todays exam..
Bro #2: yeah you're cooked

by puszek January 30, 2024

Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

Cooked

Used when an individual is in major trouble.

"Finished."

Mother found out about my failed grade; I'm cooked!

by Nightcharybdis December 24, 2022