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alright... im born and raised in west texas. let’s get things straight with you non-texans

-NO, we are not all white cowboys who walk around in cowboy boots and hats and ride horses all over the place. in our state there is a ton of diversity, trust me. —NO we do not all have an accent. you have to get into small towns for that, or even boring ass oklahoma

- WE LOVE OUR STATE WITH A BIG GIGANTIC TEXAN PASSION. don’t offend us or else we will show up at your doorstep ready to beat the shit outta someone
- we are very polite and friendly. always.
-OUR SWEET TEA SMACKS. ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL
-floating the frio is better than any amusement park.

-we will talk to you like we’ve known you all our lives

-we LOVE LOVE LOVE our sports. especially friday night lights.

-if we travel to your state, you and your people will be compared to texas and texans and we will more than likely come to the conclusion that texas is better
-we could be our own country right now, we run on our own power grid. but y’all are lucky enough to have us.

-yes, y’all is probably the most used term here.
-there’s a lot more but i’ll stop there.

- thank y’all for your time. have a great day.
“Food here in New York City sucks.. I wanna go back to Texas.”
by Thatgirl K. June 16, 2019
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texas and leanna

Very annoying, loud,crazy and gets sugar high very easily
Man have you seen Texas and leanna They are such crackheads
by TEXAS AND LEANNA September 16, 2019
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Texas

Spongebob: no, i’m texas!
Patrick: what’s the difference?
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Edna Texas

Edna is lil town where everyone knows everything about everyone which is good and bad. School doesnt care to much about sports but still compete. I love edna <3
Im sad, nvm i live in the ol Edna Texas im happy again
by Tx lover October 30, 2011
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the texas rattlesnake

A type of snake. And the nickname for the profession wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
There is the wild texas rattlesnake.
Fandango just got his ass whooped by the texas rattlesnake!
by TingleTangles June 16, 2014
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Dirty texas

Where you ride a bull whilst having anal sex with a stranger whilst your husband watches
Last night me and my husband tried the dirty texas
by Cheesecakemuncher April 18, 2020
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Frisco Texas

An absolute cesspool (in the highschool department atleast) filled with kids ranging from e-boy/girl to tik tok thot/hypebeast. Its not a fun place to be schooled and you are low life scum if you don’t have a car planned for you as soon as you hit fifteen. In frisco, we are all rich kids here. INCLUDING ME I GUESS. Please leave as soon as possible and dont suck on daddies wallet.
by FriscoSIMP July 4, 2020
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