Tabby What

A russian boy called konrad that wanka off so fucking much he died from a heart attack

That person over there is a tabby what he must be called konrad

by Mohammed Nuh February 23, 2019

TableTalked

TableTalked is another word or phrase for the discussion of gossip about someone that is not present.

You tell your sister a secret. Later that night you were the topic of your sister's discussion while you weren't there. The next day you found out she TableTalked you.

You: I saw my ex last night and he was trying to get back with me!
Sister : Don't get caught up in that again!
-3 hours later-
Sister: Uggg the ex is trying to get back in again
Sister's Friend: I hope they don't get back with each other!
-The Next Day-
Sister : I told Friend1 about your ex...
You: Y'all TableTalked me? WTH?

Example number 2
Friend1: I was dancing on the bar last night and fell off! It was CRAZY!!!
Friend2: ohhhhh! Can you think of how many people TableTalked you at breakfast this morning?
Friend1: At least I gave them something to talk about!
Friend2 : oh yeah...you got TableTalked for sure...

#SpillTheTea #whattabitchface #gossip #DiarrheaOfTheMouth #KissAndTell

by Kcls April 8, 2019

tablan

weeby as ALL FUCK they spend most of their time at home watching anime/reading manga most if not all the games they own are anime related in some sort of way. aside from being a weeb they are mostly into sports and music and would often join teams/bands to show their skills. Tablans are also team players and are very nice people in general

cleon: yo you think tablan gonna hang at the mall today?
bolcic: nah he probably gonna watch anime at home

by Za_Cleo June 18, 2019

tablicle

Multiple workstations on a continuous table sometimes with small dividers.

The new office layout is just tablicles, it’s going to be hard to focus.

by David Schnedar July 27, 2019

table whacker

When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.

Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.

by DailyTableWhacker July 31, 2019

Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone

Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.

by STatisfacti0n August 17, 2019