table eater

A table eater usually takes the name dean after falling on to a table and smashing his teeth

Omg did you see that guy smashing his teeth of the table he's such a table eater

by Curb Eater January 28, 2022

table

something that holds up items

the table is stll

by eruyd2228 December 20, 2021

Table

It is an object in many homes wheee you sit to eat at or draw. It is very useful.

Mother: “Gordon come down for dinner at the table!”

Gorgon: “If we can get a new table”

by Dog fleas December 26, 2021

Table leg move

To perform stick your leg into your partners ass and wiggle leg

I gave my girlfriend the table leg move and we had to rush to the er at 1 in the morning

by Krig6user December 31, 2021

Tahlet papah

(Toilet paper) spoken in Cajun English from southern Louisianan people

I needs me some tahlet papah to wipe my ass.

by Leesuschrist January 6, 2022

Table

The best object in existence, besides the chair of course. Items are often placed on this object.

Tyler: Did you see last nights football games?
Grant: table

by ilovetheletterh February 8, 2022

Tablenaut

A person that is really into tabletop games.

That guy has so many board games, he must be a tablenaut!

by CannibalCoconutt February 16, 2022