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Ramana Syndrome

A person who performs the act of assuming non-obvious assumptions, argues about the stating of obvious assumptions, debates the question till the asker forgets the main point and is on the verge of suicide.

People with RS tend to act normally in front of suicidal ( or people who have become suicidal because of some rs-infected person ) people.
1. That new guy in class suffers from Ramana Syndrome.

2. Conversation between 2 friends A and B

A : Why is C trying to justify everything that he is saying.

B : I think he had an encounter with a Ramana Syndrome patient.
by ME551AH June 8, 2010
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Gaara Syndrome

A condition that affects a person where the only person they are capable of loving, is himself/herself. Someone who has Gaara Syndrome is often called a Gaarasist. Not to be confused with narcissism and/or narcissist.
Eugene: Fuck you too! (hangs up cellphone)
Jerry: What's with you?
Herman: My fiancee just dumped me! She's going for some douchebag with a Mustang and a Ph.D!
Mark: Ow man, that's harsh!
Herman: You know what, forget love! Nobody seems to want to love me like they should, so I'll go love myself! Apparently I'm the only person I can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(Three Weeks Later)
Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?
Eugene's Brother: It's not me, it's my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
Doctor: Why, is he gay?
Eugene's Brother: No, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
Doctor: Another case of Gaara Syndrome! That's the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) Why isn't the patient here?
Eugene's Brother: Apparently you're the guy who whooed his fiancee, and I don't think that murder would help him get over his condition.
Doctor: Ah! That Eugene!
by BaconFTW!!! November 14, 2010
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Chronic Mediocrity Syndrome

A sad and mildly debilitating condition in which the sufferer will never be exceptional in a chosen discipline or field of study, no matter how hard they work. While incurable, it can often be treated/maintained with a reality check.
I'm sorry Mrs. Smith. You might as well stop your son's violin lessons. He will never be a virtuoso. He has chronic mediocrity syndrome.
by Blursaw March 1, 2010
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Toy Story Syndrome

An inability to throw out or sell old toys and/or objects from your childhood as a result of seeing toy story (1, 2 or 3), and thus having an overly sentimental view upon these objects and imbuing them with anthropomorphic qualities. Ultimately a dangerous syndrome when combined with those partial to 'Hoarding'.
John: Wow Dave, you really do have a lot of junk lying around your house, didn't you have a garage sale recently?

Dave: Yeah, i did, but when i looked at those little G. I. Joes i used to play around with i remembered all the personalities i gave them, and all the games we used to play...

John: Yes, but now you are 34 years old and do not play with them anymore, and they sit gathering dust in an increasingly over packed room where something useful could be

Dave: I guess so, i suppose i might be coming down with Toy Story Syndrome
by Natsnud January 2, 2012
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resting bitchface syndrome

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome
by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015
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Fallout 4 Syndrome

A drive to collect items of importance you find in Fallout 4 in real life.
I.E.: Globes for screws, Duct Tape for adhesive, aluminum cans for aluminum and/or any bottlecaps.
Aw man I played Fallout 4 all weekend! Yesterday I saw a globe and something in me told me to go grab it so I could a screw from it, the same thing happened with a roll of duct tape just a few hours later! I think I got Fallout 4 Syndrome...
by Psymon The Cat March 9, 2016
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