San Fransisco Surprise

The act of getting your unassuming partner in the mood and then having a friend come into the room unannounced, bare ass naked, sportin' a raging boner and ready to shag as if it's just no big deal at all.

Daniel- "I've got something for ya baby. How about a little San Fransisco Surprise?"
Totally Hot Chick- "Fuck yes! I want it now Danny!"
Daniel- "All right love. Turn around and let me give it to you."

Daniel's friend, as he walks into the room unannounced, naked and sportin a throbbing hardon - "Oh, hey guys. Mind if I join?"

by DanK 79 February 3, 2010

wild turkey surprise

After drinking a gallon and a half of Wild Turkey Whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.

Dude 1 Did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.

by dumb ethel April 20, 2011

alabama sriracha surprise

When you put hot sauce on your penis and have rough anal sex with someone completely dry.

Man I totally gave Kelly an alabama sriracha surprise!

by alabama_man October 17, 2014

The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

nantucket surprise

When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.

Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".

by Ethan Hunt, retired CIA / Secret Service June 24, 2006

Surprise Sex

A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.

A women opens door to her bedroom

a man is on her bed smiling

he grabs her and begins having his way with her

And says surprise sex time!

by Shinji Ex May 6, 2011

Strawberry Surprise

The act of secretly filling your anus with chocolate syrup and plugging your butt with a strawberry. When this is done, the surpriser tells their partner that they have a surprise for them. The surpriser then proceeds to excrete the chocolate and strawberry into their lovers mouth.

"I gave my girl a strawberry surprise last night. Bitch loved it."

by scallahax February 4, 2010