surur

Surur is the most lovable and beautiful person, on the in- and outside.
She has a heart made out of gold, is intelligent, speaks eloquently, has a lot of talents and places her friends before herself.

Her smile is just amazing and is the most huggable person you will ever meet.
Everyone loves her and her sweet dark eyes.

Person1: „Duhhh, who’s that??“
Persob2: „BRUV it’s surur Al-Glücksbarry, even Obama loves her more than his family“

by Suyus100 February 2, 2018

Ganges Surprise

The act of ejaculating into one's palm and slapping someone.

Fred: What's happening dude?
Bob: Ganges surprise!!
Fred: What the heck is that??
Bob: My sperm. Duh.

by SkittleLicker April 29, 2011

Double-wide Surprise

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.

Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.

by Master chunks February 2, 2020

Whoopty Surprise

When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.

“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”

by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018

european surprise

During a threesome with two males and one female, when one male is about to finish they do so in the mouth of the other male.

"I had a threesome with John and Sarah yesterday"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"

by divinemuffin February 8, 2019

baby what a big surprise

When a guy shows up at a girls house unannounced with his cock hanging out!

Chad : Hey girl what's up!
Keirsten : Ohh Baby What A Big Surprise!

by JDawg 316 August 10, 2016

Shia Surprise

When a character a show makes you think is dead or that you thought was dead comes back to life/was alive the entire time

"he shia surprised the entire fandom during the finale"

by surpriseingnebulatraveler December 21, 2014