suicide

A permanent solution for a temporary problem

-Fuck being grounded for a month.
give me the gun im commiting suicide.

by really? uh huh? March 15, 2008

viking suicide

An attempted suicide via forceful self-insertion of one's forearm into the rectum by way of the anus

"Did you hear about Hiwa? She tried to give herself a viking suicide"
"Her arm will never be the same"

by Argonaute96 December 21, 2008

suicide

A long-term solution to a short-term problem...

He crashed his mothers car, and instead of paying her back, he commited suicide.

by Deedle April 2, 2005

Suicide

Suicide is the pussy way out

Friend: I feel like killing myself
You: suicide is the pussy way out
Friend: shit now I can’t kill myself or I’ll be known as a pussy forever

by Bigjoe69420 December 9, 2019

social suicide

hanging out with a man named Oz.

Jade and Naz ate lunch with Oz at the UCR cafeteria committing social suicide making them complete losers.

by osahon February 25, 2008

suicidistic

1. Something spoken in, or referring to, a tone of being suicidal or excessively depressed. 2. To express ones suicidal feelings.

"Did you hear Max last night?"
"Yeah. He was talking suicidistic to everyone."

by AndrewArduous October 23, 2007