shit stroll

A song that Against Me! will never play live, fucking bastards.

"Play shit stroll!"

"Why aren't you playing shit stroll?"

by dbdbdbd January 8, 2009

crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009

ball stroke

when you balls get uncontrollaby itchy

guy 1. dude why do u keep scratching your balls.
guy 2. cuz i have major ball stroke.

by zuneman14 October 10, 2009

overplay your stroke

A potentially painful action that arises when a man forgets that he only has a short penis. Sometimes the recipient is the one who overplays the stroke due to over zealousness.

"Are you okay, Harvey? Did you overplay your stroke? It looks like your penis is broken!"

by 556fmj April 6, 2008

Strong hand

To use the malformed or otherwise mis-shappen hand of a normally creepy man, to pleasure an unsuspecting female.

"zomg what are you doing Bob?!"
"I'm showin' you how a man uses his strong hand!"
"Weeth, this feels so good!"

by Mr. Weeth July 20, 2009

cock-strong

A man that is unusually phyically strong for his size because of lack of sexual activity. It is believed that sexual activity temporarily physically weakens a man. Professional athletes abstain from sex prior to an athletic contest. College coaches keep their athletes under wraps the night before a game because of this. Professional boxers abstain from sex during training before a fight.

A male virgin.

A dude like that, I normally would have kicked his ass....but that big country-assed motherfucker was cock-strong. He probably ain't never had no pussy in his life.

by mitch4t February 16, 2008