Spank the monkey

An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).

Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...

by Goddamnit James February 7, 2018

Wake, spank and bake

When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.

Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."

by pothead86 August 21, 2009

Cock spank

to slap or spank someone with your penis across the face.

Last night, Scott Cock spanked me!

by CoCoa May 13, 2005

spunky dunky

a game where a group of friends who all have to cum in a condom and who ever has the least amount of sperm in the condom, they have to put it on their head.

i played a game of spunky dunky last night and lost :(

by TommXO May 13, 2008

spun

The brief high that comes imediately after snorting meth.....

also, the psychological state of a person who is driving themselves crazy from thinking too much-a direct result of tweaking for days on end without little or no sleep and food.

I'm so spun out. I haven't slept in days, I can't shit, and I think my dog can read my thoughts cuz it's always in the room when I'm about to jerk off....I need another bump or I'm gonna crash.

by insanegerbil June 14, 2005

Spunky

Rocko's dog from the awesome cartoon show Rocko's Modern Life

Damn dude, I wish I had a dog like Spunkey

by The Leader November 26, 2004

skunk

One of the strongest types of weed out there. It's known to keep people high for over 10 hours. Smells like shit.

"You sure this blunt isn't laced with f*cking crack dood?!?"
"No no no, that's just SKUNK!"

by TurkzAngeL May 13, 2003