Spoons is a card game played with a standard deck and enough actual spoons for the number of players-1. The spoons are set in the middle of a table and the players sit around them. (The game is usually played with at least two decks) A dealer deals each player four cards. The person to the left of the dealer draws cards from the remaining deck, one by one, and discarding subsequently, attempting to get four of a kind. Only four cards can be held at one time. The cards that this player discards becomes the next player's draw pile, and that player does the same thing. Cards are continuously drawn and discarded in an attempt to get four of a kind upon availability. Once a player gets four of a kind, that player takes a spoon from the middle of the table. Thence forward, the other players must also take a spoon. The player left without a spoon loses.
A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.
*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.
A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.
*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.
Spoons may also be played with forks or knives... at your own risk.
FREE MONEY
mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger
FREE MONEY
mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger
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Get the interlocking bum spoons mug.A person who used to laugh at a joke about spoons and wendys so much that his/her acquaintances decided to call him/her spoonsy for probably the rest of his/her life. These people are also known as spoons, spooners, spounsy, or the occasional ralphie. This person may also enjoy computers and have an addiction to WoW Not to be confused with someone who is good in bed. (Although they may be)
Kid 1: hey spoonsy, how did you get your nickname
spoonsy: dude it's a long story that isn't even funny anymore
Kid 2: no really how did you get your nickname
spoonsy: well this one guy told me a joke on a 6th grade retreat about spoons and wendys and i thought it was SOOO funny that i laughed... nickname.. yeah.
Kid 1: thats not even funny
Kid 2: yeah fat ass
spoonsy: ????? 0.o
kid 1: im hungry
spoonsy: I am hunger
spoonsy: dude it's a long story that isn't even funny anymore
Kid 2: no really how did you get your nickname
spoonsy: well this one guy told me a joke on a 6th grade retreat about spoons and wendys and i thought it was SOOO funny that i laughed... nickname.. yeah.
Kid 1: thats not even funny
Kid 2: yeah fat ass
spoonsy: ????? 0.o
kid 1: im hungry
spoonsy: I am hunger
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Guy#1: "She told me she loved me, made me feel bad for her, let her use my car, then she ditched me as soon as she got her car back and told everyone I was an asshole. To top it all off, she's engaged to a man overseas in Iraq"!
Guy#2: "wow, yup, she's a spoonspoon alright"!
Guy#2: "wow, yup, she's a spoonspoon alright"!
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