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strawberry searchcake

A cake of strawberries received by one who hits the search button during the seventh minute of the ninth hour on the fourth day of the thirteenth month of the sixty-seventh year of the dragon. Often delivered by a trio of green-clad elves that are created in a mirror-image of the late, great, mad skate, Muhammed Ali.
I hit the search button, smiling, and got a brilliant surprise, a strawberry searchcake delivered by Naomi!
by Trenton Romulox December 6, 2006
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Britney Spears

A famous pop singer who works with the bunnies to help take over the world. McDonald's workers are bunnies in disguse and Walmart workers are brainwashed drones who work for less than minimum wage.
by Aeladya January 16, 2005
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Britney Spears

One of the greatest females singers in America.
The Madonna of the 21st century.
Britney broke record after record in the early 2000s.
She paved the way for basically every female act after her, pushing the envelope and reinventing herself over and over again.
There is no greater entertainer today.

Britney's recently had her ups and down.
Marrying a piece of shit like KFED but hey, we all make mistakes.
Thankfully she divorced his good-for-nothing ass and did what she does best made another record.
Blackout was enough to prove the haters wrong, shes still got it.
She always will.
Nobody can compare.

Britney is currently just being human and chilling with her boys.
She's also recording another record which is with out a doubt going to break some more records.

We cant get enough, so Brit, gimme more.
'who's you favorite singer?'

'Britney Spears DUH, shes legendary'
by lifelesslover October 14, 2008
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Britney Spears

Perfection. Aphrodite. Every heterosexual, american male's wet dream.
Man # 1: Damn dude did you see the new britney video?
Man #2: Yea dog i was jizzin in my pants uncontrollably!!
by Greg Mclario June 14, 2005
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Bullshitney Spears

A girl or boy who is accused of being a britney spears fan, while really thinking she is a whore
When the frau told ali that making fun of britney spears wasnt funny, "especally if she was a fan of hers", ali became a bullshitney spears
by Herr Hausen September 24, 2005
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Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.
That biznatch gave me a sheard.
by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003
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Britney Spears

Jesus Christ. Britney Spears is a fucking high-class skank. She french-kissed Madonna's old ass, and she fucked the douchebag wigger K-Fed, and the NSYNC assrammer Justin Timberlake. I feel sorry for whoever fucked that muff cabbage... She only looks half way decent when she has makeup. For all the people who say that she's "beautiful", check out the picture of her with makeup and the one without. GOOD LORD. She's a fat and disgusting cock master. Who needed to sit the fuck down a looonnngggg time ago. >:-(
Thank You.
BRITNEY SPEARS IS A HIGH-CLASS SKANK.
by we're all awesome, yo. March 23, 2011
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