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The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.
"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch
by dinnsdale September 30, 2018
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son kink

a kink where you romantically/sexually find it nice to take care of your boyfriend. nurturing and disciplining him like he’s your own son. most people who have this find attraction to younger guys.
guy: dude my gf keeps treating me like her son.

guy2: yeah…she definitely has a Son Kink
by mastymanz1736 September 23, 2023
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Sons O' Bitchen' est

The One that is the Most , Son of a Bitched ,, of them all .

When refering to Multible , Son of a Bitches .the one that is the most ...(what ever )? is the most ... sons of a bitchen est
Example :oh Man ,,That's the most Sons O' Bitchen' est , Of All them Son of a bitches , ThaT I ever did see . And,I done seen A lot o' them Sum bitches too. !

2*person- Well,, Hell, Man --If you aint about, the last Son of Bitch , I da' thought --that woulda went to callin' -this one and that ,sumbitches ! Well hell Man , Your the Sumbitchenest , Sumbitch , Of Em' All !!
by TheTheologist67 October 12, 2011
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Son

used to denote someone as below you in a derogatory manner, with you referring to them as infantile, inexperienced, and a copycat of your style
Man 1: Bro stop dressing like that you be taking my drip and shit

Man 2: stfu man, YOU'RE MY SON!
by DXBT May 24, 2023
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Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
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The Property of Son

A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.
That word "erqewrdsa" is a real Property of Son'r.
by Ryan August 13, 2003
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jimmy butlers son

me
random guy: yo is that jimmy butlers son!

Me; yeah that's me🗿
by Jimmy butler's son December 16, 2024
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