Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.
Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.
Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.
Last night I taught your sister how to blow a "Reverse Smoke Ring".
When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.
When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.
by Mr. Teabag December 12, 2008
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Emphysema (A pathological condition of the lungs marked by an abnormal increase in the size of the air spaces, resulting in labored breathing and an increased susceptibility to infection. It can be caused by irreversible expansion of the alveoli or by the destruction of alveolar walls), one of many illnesses that can be caused by smoking, has killed millions of people. Please don't let it kill my brother.
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Expensive.
A good way to support your government, big business, and anti-smoking leach groups filled with neurotic assholes.
A good way to support your government, big business, and anti-smoking leach groups filled with neurotic assholes.
No... seriously.
Smoking finances people you care nothing about-- or worse, actively hate.
The sooner we stop giving the anti-smokers a reason to live, the sooner they can get back to listening to green day and cutting themselves.
And the sooner we cut the government's life-line, the sooner we can get the revolution going when they decide to bring back prohibition.
Smoking finances people you care nothing about-- or worse, actively hate.
The sooner we stop giving the anti-smokers a reason to live, the sooner they can get back to listening to green day and cutting themselves.
And the sooner we cut the government's life-line, the sooner we can get the revolution going when they decide to bring back prohibition.
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Originated in mid-20th century wartime. Commonly used during small gatherings of allied troops. Tobacco was a rationed commodity, at the time, and was generally in short supply.
The term was later popularized in Hollywood war movies.
Originated in mid-20th century wartime. Commonly used during small gatherings of allied troops. Tobacco was a rationed commodity, at the time, and was generally in short supply.
The term was later popularized in Hollywood war movies.
The commanding officer would typically use the term when opening a meeting in order to get the troops' attention and to relax them (assuming, of course, that they 'had em').
"It's getting rough out there. We've got to review strategy. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. We've got some tough decisions to make...."
"It's getting rough out there. We've got to review strategy. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. We've got some tough decisions to make...."
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