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leet skeet

when you go a whole week without having sex so that you can save it up for a really hot chic. when your finally done there be so much skeet that it will be leet
dude ariel wants some leet skeet when she gets back from vacation so i cant whack off
by xDJ Sk1zzx July 29, 2009
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skeeter

the name used for when the male stem of a bong is used to snort cocaine. has incredibly pleasant results when used with "skeet" or cocaine that has been passed through a flour sifter.

the name came about one long and crazy nite when a few buddies sat in one very small studio pondering what to call this novelty. after brainstorming possible names, for some reason muppet babies became the topic of conversation or rather someone was really high and talking like beeker, and from beeker it went to skeeter and all of a sudden the bastard utensil gleemed as if begging to be baptized and voila! from then on it is called skeeter. so now my borthers and sisters, use this, go forth and multiply.
instructions: place finely ground cocaine on a clean, dry surface in a mound equivalent to a fatty line. place the skeeter directly over the mound in a 90 degree position. place nostril over the other end and inhale sharply while simulaneously tilting the skeeter ever so slightly so as to create a clear hole effect of outside air rushing in to further push the product up the nose. wait a few minutes then continue repeating until there's no mo' left and you gotta pound whiskey to go to sleep.
by Misc. P May 30, 2006
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skeet

Where I'm from, skeet is a slang word for a dirty person, or someone who looks poorly dressed, and would likely commit small crimes. A person of low morals, and it can be seen by looking at them.
Man, that guy joe is such a skeet. He dresses like a dirtbag, and steals trinkets from stores. Also, he's alsways up to no good.
by Idon'tlikeskeets June 10, 2004
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by White homefry May 9, 2005
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skeet

To squirt out magical balls of children in a pleasurable way.
by kingskeet June 7, 2007
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skeeted

smoking mad weed and getting soo fucked up
me and annie smoked mad sh!t and got skeeted!
by megan September 29, 2004
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