Shmebulock

A period of time from 1 second to 1 hour

Person 1: I'll be back in a shmebulock
Person 2: ok

by Sweet N Sour Nips January 8, 2024

shmeviously

THE ABSOLUTE GOAT OF BEE SWARM

Yo did you check Shmeviously’s new stream?

by UTTPsucks January 10, 2024

Shmeid

Someone who is a "shmeid" is someone who has a little chub on them.

He won't stop eating! He's such a shmeid

by mazerw2 January 12, 2024

Shmeek

To Shmeek is to smoke weed, often from a vape-style device. The state of being shmeeked is the state of being visibly high.

Look at him, his eyes are red and I can tell he’s shmeeked. Wanna go Shmeek in the bathroom?

by Saeone February 12, 2024

shmerda

You see a negro so black he looks like Bobby shmerda

The sun makes you look like a shmerda

by Shmerda March 18, 2024

Shmegadum

Implausible, impossible, unlikely

Bro that shot was so “shmegadum” how did he hit that.

by DANKRZ March 21, 2024

shmeppieoctomy

The act of consuming a large amount of lead-based paint and then painting a given area with your tongue.

Wife: "Honey, you need to paint the shed today,"
Husband: "I'll do a quick shmeppieoctomy when I'm back from work dear, my favourite flavour is white."

by PaintEnthusiast1974 March 22, 2024