Definitions by PaintEnthusiast1974
shmeppieoctomy
The act of consuming a large amount of lead-based paint and then painting a given area with your tongue.
Wife: "Honey, you need to paint the shed today,"
Husband: "I'll do a quick shmeppieoctomy when I'm back from work dear, my favourite flavour is white."
Husband: "I'll do a quick shmeppieoctomy when I'm back from work dear, my favourite flavour is white."
shmeppieoctomy by PaintEnthusiast1974 March 22, 2024