School

A fucking torture chamber]] that the government organises for children and teenagers while simultaneously robbing them of their childhoods. In the USA, you have to pay for the privilege of attending these shitholes while in some socialist countries such as Denmark, you get paid to go (long live socialism!) Not only that, you have to do this satanic thing known as homework which was invented by the world's biggest dickhead and you also have to take impossible exams. Probably the reason why suicide rates amongst teenagers are very high.

Why are there a bunch of brainwashed, depressed teenagers in there? Oh yeah, they are in school, learning useless things that are really difficult. No wonder they look like they want to die...

School by Galactic_Nerd-sk April 23, 2020

School

Prison

School is prison what else do you want me to say?

School by Honqu April 29, 2020

School

a long and pointless part of life to suck out your soul and for the government to decide whether you're going to live in riches or if you're going into a soul-sucking career with barely a salary. they also hand out something called homework that'll make sure you can never follow your REAL ambitions. it's fucking horrible and the sooner people realise the better.

person1: hey what's that sound?

person2: the souls of the dammed, over there at the school

person1: I thought that's what I heard, poor students

School by Seishin_The_Dutchie April 29, 2020

School

The next coming of satan.

Welcome to school! Wait, this is just hell.

School by spaghetti maker i make spaghet May 18, 2020

School

A legal version of child labour camp, also a very effective way to make a child sleepy within seconds

Adult: school is important
Child: so is jail

School by I'm totally not an FBI agent June 9, 2020

School

Sudden tests from teachers, using dirty tactics

Cheating is popular and widely practiced

Hypocritical preachers, who say no eating yet enjoy potato chips

“Okay class, you can ask questions,” they would say. But then, “Why weren’t you listening.”

“Of course I couldn’t hear you, I fell asleep cause you’re so boring.”

Life is boring in school, but friends are a great nourishment

Student: *proceeds to pull out a snack*
Teacher: No eating in class, this is SCHOOL *proceeds to open bag of chips*

School by GunInAKnifeFight June 10, 2020

school

six cruel hours of our lives

school is bad

school by jdfjjgor June 17, 2020