straus-sack

a straus-sack is an abnormally heavy pair of balls that hang lower than your knees

danny: ouch my straus-sack is dragging along the sidewalk
tyler: what is a straus-sack?
danny: you wouldn’t know, your balls are too small.

by Poop memes September 6, 2021

Cucumber Sack

A sack of cucumbers!

Bob: What’s in that bag?
Mira: Cucumbers.
Bob: You have a cucumber sack!
Mira: Okay, thanks Bob….

by crosscrissapplesauce August 28, 2021

five sack

A man to man circle. If you know what I mean Jerk.

Hey man don't grab my five sack too tight. Yeah okay don't put it all over the place if doesn't if doesn't belong in your face.

by Cody Bel September 1, 2022

Lump Sack

When something is annoying or a liability, it is a Lump Sack.

"Your crime history is a real Lump Sack for your unemployment, David."

by Beefy5Layer November 23, 2022

'Cado sack

Playing Hacky sack with a frozen avacado.

Jeff and Ben were playing 'Cado sack on the way home from Ono.

by Junkfroggy November 30, 2022

aluminum sack

the 2018 iPad pro

"The iPad Pro is a thin, ridgeless aluminum sack with no structure holding things together"
-jerry rig everything

by sussy balls amogus April 25, 2022

Bang Sack

A rogue walmart bag floating around the parking lot that a lonely freak stumbles upon and mangles it into a practically non-existent jizz dumpster. Very practical and quite useful as a bartering chip at local pawn shops.

Nathyam: I really want that buttplug you got behind the counter but all I have is this BANG SACK
Tyler: I've never seen a finer piece of merchandise in my life, you got any more?
Wheep: WOW! how neat, I'll have to find me one of those beauties.

by Creamy Dudlius December 7, 2021