A.S.A.F.

Abbreviation for "As Soon As Fuck". Meant to replace ASAP in casual and less professional situations.

"When do you want to leave this concert?"
"A.S.A.F."

"How quickly are we going to get to the bar?"
"A.S.A.F"

"I'll be there A.S.A.F"

by AJKQ December 29, 2009

it's a date

A code phrase a female undercover police officer uses to signal to other officers when to move in to bust a John.

Female officer to John: Lookin' for some action?
John: Sure, how about a blow job?
Female officer: OK, pull around to the corner.

3 seconds later...

Female officer to cop in van: "it's a date"

by signull July 26, 2006

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

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"A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex."

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 9, 2021

What's a fax?

intr. 1. an enuendo pertaining to the ass
2. noticing a nice ass
3. feeling a nice ass
4. A question posed to see or grab a nice ass
also, a fax implies to the ass in general

He takes it in the fax
or
"What's a fax?" was asked when we saw her fine ass

by shaqualooloo March 23, 2005

S.A.S.

Not to be confused with Britian's Special Air Service, S.A.S. refers to "sweaty ass syndrome", or ass-crack sweat.

Sweat from the lower back accumulates in the crack of one's ass (usually men) and forms wet stains on thier boxers, sometimes permanently if the sweat is mixed with fecal matter.

Usually treated with a "manpon", or wadded-up handful of toilet paper inserted into the asscrack.

"That construction worker's got S.A.S. so bad, the seat of his jeans look like he wet himself.

by J.Knox May 5, 2008

lowy's a ho

lowy's a ho

kevin lowy

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

P.O.S.A.

Piece Of Shit Asshole. A name commonly given to annoying people with emotional support dogs.

The term first appeared in the animated series District City.

That woman with the little dog is such a P.O.S.A.

by Kelly Arch July 8, 2018