roached

when a girl is fucked for three pumps

oh my god, justin roached me tonight!!

by jose gonzalez April 3, 2005

ranch

the complete opposite of a drug and it means that something or sombody is totally COOL

Dave is totally ranch!!

by hilary, corrine& Dave October 9, 2005

roaching

The act of using a Roach.

smoker. "hey man.. how long till that things done?"
joint roller. "just Roaching it now"

by Zero Hero October 28, 2005

roach

One who is generally lazy, cheap, and an overall scumbag.

Robbie ditched his date, the night of the prom, because he is a roach and didn't want to pay for a tux.

by EcKo5 April 25, 2005

Roached

When a teacher "roasts" you in front of a class.

Teacher: Oh come on stop talking about his massive head
Class: GET ROACHED!!!!

by JokersToxin September 20, 2016

jolly rancher

The act of placing one's entire package into a female's mouth so deeply as to force the bitch to smile.

It was a happy day when I offered Jenny the cherry jolly rancher.

I told her to stop smiling, but she couldnt! She must have jolly rancher fever.

by justincapps February 29, 2004

Rancher

A person that insists on incorpurating ranch dressing in almost every meal. weather it be A hamburger or a taco.

Mattie had made a wonderful Steak and potato dinner for her and her best friend karry, when they sat down karry said " Oh I almost forgot " and she pulled out a bottle of ranch and smothered her steak. "looks great Mattie"
what a rancher.

by may mee July 10, 2009