robert dick

someone who has a really small dick. (1mm)

Dude did you see that robert dick!?

by yolomoney October 8, 2014

robert pattinson

to girls...the most hottest british guy that has ever walked the planet...He is an awesome guitar/song writer/singer and a marvelous actor.

Vickie:OMGG did you see robert pattinson last night on the oscars!?
candie:yes i did o my gosh i could hav melted at his very presence on my tv screen
Vickie:who knew someone could be soo hot!
candie:and sexy!

by petunia marlins September 12, 2009

Robert

Such a sly dog. A guy who pulls moves on girls when least expected.

He friended her on facebook, whatta Robert.

by Chipper Sheen September 14, 2010

Robert

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Robert is a gay faggot.

by godisded February 28, 2017

Robert

A homeless looking male generally due to his pre-pubescent gullet of nappy hair. Roberts tend to have had surgery on their penis's and so they hide their shlongs. Sighting a penis of a robert is like seeing a rare unicorn. Roberts synical about love as well, years later most people find out this is because the robert they knew was an extreme homosexual, although some Roberts due remain straight. Roberts also love to hunt and feel empowered by killing small animals. Beware that whenever you party with a Robert they will always get obnoxiously drunk and if at a club they will most certainly try to fingerbang a girl on the dance floor.

I just stripped that robert down but that quick little leprechaun always gets away before i can see his pot of gold.

by University of Iowa Professor November 9, 2010

Robert

An athletic guy that always knows the right thing to say. He's always making stupid jokes. Typically has dark eyes and hair. Obsessed with sports. Sometimes over his head but always has good intention. He is a fun, loving person that always cares for who he's with and sometimes makes the wrong choices. But he's always there when you need him.

He is such a Robert!

by Underarmour17 December 16, 2013