Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich

noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.

Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."

by Looger November 21, 2009

Fuck a dog in a river

To dispose of goods, people or animals. Disposal does not need to be in a body of water.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.

Dean: I am a bad man
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....

by Bradley the mushroom July 8, 2012

River

A girl who will after every person you love just to hurt you, she's a fake slut and wont ever tell the truth and don't be around her, she'll sends nudes to anyone that asks, if you date her shell probably cheat on you and blow a hit of bong in your face, she's a lying skank do not trust her

Person 1: Whats her name?
Person 2: Thats river
Person 1: Can tell, she's a slut

by youll.never.know July 29, 2017

cry me a river

one of worst songs ever by one of worst singers ever ... i hope i will never hear it again

the 69 eyes's song is better... it goes "bleed me a river" ... yeah...

by iva August 22, 2004

Rimed

When you have had too much to eat or had to much to drink. Stomach is full.

Bob - "Man ive had too much to eat"
Dave - Dude sounds like your RIMED"

by Widdle My Fiddle July 2, 2008

Ricedick

an Asian male.

"Woah you see that crazy asian guy run naked through the supermarket with a cleaver in his hand?"

"Yea. Ricedicks, amirite?"

by bingbingbap February 9, 2021