Ripping Mode

The act of going absolutely vert on your quarter over quarter earnings in an effort to dominate your shareholders and establish your place in the heavens with the corporate GODS.

Word from HR is that caviar breakfast at the office every morning is cancelled unless we go absolutely ripping mode next quarter.

by bonko420 May 7, 2025

ripped jerky

When you don't score at the bar and come home and do a little jerk

Paul didn't have any luck with the ladies at the bar and ripped jerky when he got home

by Jerky Boyz 4 Life July 25, 2025

Rippletwigs

A generalized expression of something extraordinarily cool or exciting and new. Can be shortened to RT on occasion.

The new Mexican food truck down the street is absolutely rippletwigs!

by Jimbo677 September 28, 2025

Ripper

What a pedophile is called in prison.

You ripper! What you did was the worst possible crime anyone could ever commit.

by anonymous December 4, 2025

Ripping A Grinch

Ripping a long, deep, stinky fart.

Jemma walked into the mall bathroom, disgust flooding her face. "It smells like somebody is Ripping A Grinch in here!"

by The Grinch Ripper January 16, 2026

dick ripple

When someone makes a really stupid post in the lj community indiefucks.

Finestdrops has been making a lot of dick ripples lately.

by Sum Fgt March 7, 2005

bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.

1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"

2) upon injuring ones self:

Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"

Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:

"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"

(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)

3) upon experiencing anger:

person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."

4) upon intoxicaion:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"

by Clint B. December 31, 2008