Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016

Punching the werewolf

When a very hairy man is masturbating.

I think Billy takes long showers because he's in there punching the werewolf

by JudasJones August 28, 2019

punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

by cootski December 3, 2017

coyote punch

The act of punching a female in the vagina.

This woman wouldn't stop arguing with me so I coyote punched her!

by Nigthfall May 28, 2017

cooter punch

Absolutely uppercutting the shit out of a bitch's pussy

I absolutely cooter punched ur mother

by jymsel May 13, 2022

butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft May 5, 2016

Punched a shark

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back

I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!

by Bowslosski October 4, 2023