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Porn colony

A community that some people build where they can live life the way it is shown in porn films. Where they watch porn then copy everything in it. Where they all have sex several times each day and don't have much else to think about but sex.
Lets move to that porn colony.
by Deep blue 2012 March 28, 2010
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porn mourn

The feeling of agonizing devestation because you lost all your porn. This is due to discovery of porn by spouse and it getting dumped by them. Or voluntary when your spouse burns it in front of you while filming it with a flip phone and posting on line. Say you has stored 17 years of porn and archeived it and now sits in a rented storage unit which was confiscaded for non-payment. Involuntary: destroyed by natural event beyond control. the feeling of doom when you realise you have no porn and must find it again, thank god for the internet.

But with the interned comes the ability to have gobs of porn and you go broke buying extended hard drives to house em all. Porn morn happend when you loose all this data,either by having a friend help you out and accidently wipe your computer clean, or parent/spouse/whatever finds your porn and you have to 86 it.
A: What is wrong with Kerric?
B: Give him a break, his wife Molly made him throw out his 35 year collection of "Inches" magazine and then threw him out.

A: Poor guy, porn mourn and rejection.
by gretel666 June 18, 2010
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Porn button

A function in a browser that lets you surf the web without saving your browsing history. Often used to watch porn.
My dad always checks my browsing history, so i use the porn button.
by StillDutch April 29, 2010
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Porn

The film shit thousands of lonely people watch every second when they should be going out and find themselves a girlfriend/boyfriend so they could get some.
Matt: Do you like porn?

Me: No.

Matt: Do you watch porn?

Me: Everyone watches it man!
by Girls ❤️ shafts February 19, 2019
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phat porn pipe

a highspeed broadband or adsl line
so called cause the l33t h4x0r's porn loads MUCH faster
"my phat porn pipe is fux0ring up again and i couldn't get it up yesterday"
by hex_ten December 1, 2003
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Forlorn Porn

Porn that you only watch when you're depressed.
My depression's been getting worse. I oughta stock up on the Forlorn Porn.

Thank God for Forlorn Porn. It always knows how to make me feel slightly better.
by DoctorAwkward December 29, 2007
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