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Lasagna poop

When you take a poop, stand up, wipe, then realize you still have to poop, poop again and repeat. Same techniqe as making our favorite Italian dish.
My lasagna poop clogged your moms toilet
by Doggnutta July 22, 2012
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Vapo-poop

Discarded weed residue cleaned out of a vaporizer after all the volatile active compounds have been released. Also known as re-vape.
Look at the color of that vapo-poop. You should crank up the temperature a notch to get most our of your weed.
by franco420 January 28, 2009
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Runner's Poop

The urge to poop during or right after a run.
I was running at a good pace, but the runner's poop sneaked up on me at mile five and I had to turn back.
by Lisita May 15, 2012
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jazz poop

A poop that is complex in nature and irregular in both timing and sound. A jazz poop will never have the same composition or come out exactly the same way twice.
Last night I had all you can eat hot wings, this morning was nothing but jazz poops.
by Neal B and Chris S June 25, 2010
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Poop Daddy

official name of best character in the best movie of all time, the emoji movie
Poop Daddy is my #1 waifu
by HypothermiaIsCool November 21, 2017
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poop tie

n. Brown marks left by a stripper on one's shirt after an overly vigorous lap dance. See bib'd.
Whoa! That crooked 2-by-4 was less than discretionary. I've got poop tie on my belt buckle.
by JTLBPartyCooperative June 27, 2009
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poop-exit

Your dirty, brown shithole, You too ladies!
Maria held her dirty poop-exit open for me because I can't get enough of that smell.

Candice and Penelope both like to open their poop-exits for each other so they can sniff them.
by damian bunny May 9, 2008
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