The Pole

The Pole, citurated at Marist, is the most beautiful thing in the world. Even more beautiful than a Banana next to a Banana.

The Pole is so very beautiful today. The Pole-ice defend it well.

by Buetiful boy September 6, 2018

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sucker pole

Where an enterprising bike thief has removed bolts securing a pole to the bottom, but kept the pole for the cyclist to lock up to...like a sucker.

Always make sure you're not locking to a sucker pole!

by NigelM November 30, 2018

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South pole freeze

the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob

I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.

by swooooooooooooosh December 3, 2018

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When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.

"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."

by yakeyT July 22, 2019

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Petunia polecat

Pronoun, The homely obese stripper that constantly annoys you and drives away all the good looking strippers. This skank has no place in a strip club. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT tip this beast.
It will try to follow you home.

Dude, I will never go to that club again. It was full of Petunia polecats.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

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