Please and Thank You

Saying or writing "Please and thank you" at the end of a request can be a sensible shorthand between an aging parent and a loving son, daughter or grandchild. The more old people depend on the busy young, the more important it is for the elderly not to waste time with extended exchanges so 'please and thank you' is an assumption, based on previous familial knowledge, that a simple request will be carried out without requiring a reply.

"Hi darling - could you pick up a book from the library - please and thank you - luvmum" to which the usual reply is "Yup, can do . . . luv" Two short emails, no time wasted and a request fulfilled. If all dealings with the elderly were as simple and as kind, it would be a happier world.

by MaggieG February 27, 2017

please

Used in polite requests, often after being rejected.

Stop being such an ass and fucking be nice and shit, please?

by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

Oscar Meyer Pleaser

A flaming homosexual that just loves to suck rugged manly cock until it is chafed into what looks like a fully cooked oscar meyer weiner.

Oh jeez, that guy I met last night really sucked me off hardcore, he is such a good little Oscar Meyer Pleaser.

by Thinkie Tankie October 7, 2006

Pebs

one with complete lack of bladder control, prone to gaseous outbursts, especially in small, confined spaces, e.g., on move-in day and during aerobics class.

The T smells like popcorn and a Pebs fart, it's nasty.

by ctown February 2, 2003

squirrel please

Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.

Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

pebsak

Problem Exists Between Seat and Keyboard

User: My computer isn't working
SysAdmin: Is the power on?
User: Uh....
SysAdmin: PEBSAK! Get off my phone!

by sjrussel August 21, 2005