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Perfect Weekend 

A 3 day period, starting at 9 pm on a Friday going till 1 pm the following Sunday, that is spent in Marengo Ohio with the bros
I just spent the Perfect Weekend at the Heartland Retreat Center with the boys
Perfect Weekend by Ryan Beich November 16, 2018

perfect egg 

what Asher Angel calls his gorgeous girlfriend Annie leblanc. They are such a cute couple, he also calls her a kitkat
"Do you know what you are" asher to annie
"what?" annie to asher

"a perfect egg

Perfect Crime 

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Johnny: I have just done the perfect crime!
Timmy: Wait like the one from the office?!?
Johnny: Yes Timmy, soon we will become millionaires.
Perfect Crime by busterbitch June 11, 2020

That Perfect Guy 

You. You are beyond perfect. I love you so much. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. You’re my universe and I would be lost without you
Tom is so perfect, he has the charm and the looks and so much more.
Tom is just that perfect guy
That Perfect Guy by .Cat.1.2.3. December 17, 2018

TRULY BEYOND PERFECT

🌹 TATIANA 🌹

❤️ZAMUDIO❤️

🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺🌸🌺🌷💕🌷💕🌷💕🌷💕🌷💕🌷💕🌷
Daniel: You see that girl named Tatiana , she is TRULY BEYOND PERFECT

Friend: Of course that's because she's TATIANA ZAMUDIO
TRULY BEYOND PERFECT by Lolxdlolxd November 12, 2020

one percenter 

As a noun:
1. Someone who is in the top 1% in terms of either yearly income or total assets.
2. Someone who simply appears to be rich.
3. Someone who spends an extremely large amount of money on a single interest.
4. Occasionally just refers to the first world in general.

As an adjective:
1. Something usually attributed to one percenters.
2. Goods or services that are way more expensive than similar goods and services.

p.s. This keeps getting rejected, but I'm not making this term up. Search "One percenter" with quotes and more than half of the links refer to this usage. (but it's not on UD yet) You even accepted One Percenter Problem which is this used as an adjective. I took out the sample names used in my previous definition if that was a problem. (wasn't naming friends) Only using pronouns now, except Obama and Edwards who are celebs. Sorry about that.
As a noun:
1. Contrary to what some people think, Obama is a one percenter.
2. He dresses like a one percenter, but he's buried in debt.
3. Everyone in TF2 thinks I'm a one percenter because I have 6 god tier hats.

As an adjective:
1. The iPhone 5 shortage is a one percenter problem.
2. Everyone gave John Edwards crap for his one percenter haircut, but most major politicians who still have hair spend at least that much.
one percenter by sarysa October 20, 2012