Star Penis

The famous move by Star Platinum from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. The stand Star Platinum extends his penis out as an attack with such sheer strength it obliterates anyone that comes in contact with it.

Behold the power of my Star Platinum's ultimate move, Star Penis!

by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019

Thrashing penis

a penis that has gone completly out of control and thrashes about with fury

"omg that guy has a thrashing penis!"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Penis Explosion

Whenever that your entire penis explodes in a combustible manner

d: By posting "Penis Explosion" on Urbdic, You are endangering the human race
j: fuck you

by judgebredd April 14, 2021

Nigga penis

A black guys penis

That man has a nigga penis

by Getofmw July 3, 2019

flying penis

What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.

Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!

by Telephony September 28, 2013

Classical Penis

—adjective
1. going out of one’s way to be put on display in order to draw extra attention; usually with no invitation (like the penis on classical nude statues, e.g. Michelangelo‘s “David”)

Gf1: What is Angela wearing? Nobody wants to see all that...
Gf2: Yea, she’s being extra Classical Penis rn...

Dude1: You see Mike at the bar ordering drinks for those girls? You know he can’t afford that...
Dude2: Yea, that Classical Penis shit is why he still drives a Hyundai.

by M. A. Bham September 23, 2019